isn't ironic don't ya think, a little too ironic ya i really do think

DuuuuDe!

sooo once upon a time CHellyN is Retarded!

if you don't know me let me explain. I have problems waking up.

If i don't get enough sleep i am screwed.

Most people wake up with their alarm regardless of how tired they are.

They just suck it up and get up.
My body doesn't. It just can't handle it.

If my body is that tired, it doesn't wake up.

it is determined to get the sufficient amount of sleep.

So once upon a time i had to memorize the Gettysburg address and the preamble for my political science class.

So i passed of the preamble a while ago, because i learned it in 8th grade.

We watched that school house rock video 20 million times that sings the preamble, thus i still know it.

I can memorize songs easier than anything else, so i think that's why it stuck.

So i was really worried about the Gettysburg address.

cause i'm not that good of a memorizer.

and unfortunately there is no song linked with the Gettysburg address.

so Sunday night i got the first 2 paragraphs down.

and then last night, Monday (it was due Tuesday in class) i was trying to get the last paragraph.

which is the longest paragraph of the stupid address.

and i was trying, but i wasn't succeeding so well.

so Andy was trying (poor guy working with a failure...) to help me memorize this speech that Honest Abe gave.

and i was suckin it up.

and we ended up staying up fairly late to try and force me to get this speech through my thick head.

and then i had the genius idea to put the speech on my comp.

and then put it on repeat.

so then i plugged my ear buds in and just fell asleep.

listening to the speech.

all night long.

holding onto my computer.

hoping that it would hopefully

somehow

in some way

engrave into my brain.

however, my alarm goes off (my alarm is my phone.)

and as always i go to grab it and go back to bed and work on slowly getting up.

but actually i just grabbed it.

went back to my bed.

and went to sleep.

and then the next thing i know.

i wake up.

at 11:00 am.

my class poly sci class is from 10:00-11:15

at uvu

in o-r-e-m

i live in p-town.

so ten minute drive to school.

plus takes me 10 minutes to find a parking spot.

then to walk to class from my spot.

so ya i shot myself in the foot.

didn't feel so good....

you may be wondering why didn't i go to class that late.

well really i couldn't.

my teacher, the judge.

wouldn't have let me pass it off anyhow.

pass what off though?

i didn't even succeed at memorizing the dang thing.

so here is my,

i.hate.my.life. post.

kill me now.

cause i suck at school

ya i already screwed over my math 1050 grade.

the last test i sucked up.

so i'm shot in that class.

just waiting for the e-mail where the teacher says i did.

guess what.

i'm only taking 2 classes.

i suck at school.

also i suck at work.

i got written up 2 weeks ago.

i clean up old people's crap.

i get scratched at work.

also i am currently waiting to shower.

why can't i you may ask?

my freaking Asian roommate is showering.

like a normal human being?

no.

on-off

on-off

onnn.....offf

i think she's using all the hot water.

i think i wanna beat her up.

seriously i bet i could take her.

sorry for the poor me post today.

i'm just retarded.

and not good at waking up.

or school.

or life.

please do the world a favor,

and kill me now.

ha just kidding.

but SERIOUSLY!

yeah i know this post is a total

downer,

sorry you'r still reading this.

the next one will be happy one.

promise.

honest.

sml