Pretty as a Picture, Sweeter than a Swisher !

okkkay, so basically i haven't written in ...... forever. i know, i'm sorry. since my miss debby downer pessimistic post. everything turned out okay though! :) apparently it didn't technically count towards our grade. So the ta was like, "forget about it!" it was Grrrreat!! so anyway, i figured i'd give you my life, err nahh
Women who inspire me :)
random? yess but that's who i am so DeaL With iT!

Amelia Earharti mean come on, homegirl was the first woman to fly across the Atlantic solo!

you gotta give her mad props! she is amazing and super brave. soo here's to the woman of my 5th grade wax museum project!


Audrey Hepburn,
okay she's a fashion icon,
she's beautiful,
she is in one of my all time favorite movie's, My Fair Lady,
okay, i used to be OBSESSED with this movie.
but she's a great actress and is just awesome.


okkay are you ready for this?


my Grandma!!
Leora Yuvonne Bjarnson!
she is AMAZZIIING!!!
so this picture was taken in Sun Valley,
we go her almost every summer and she usually comes with us.
so our relationship is a great one. basically it's me telling her how much she loves me and me making a fool of myself. and her laughing at me and making fun of me because i am a straight up goof. But my Grandma just astounds me, she has been through so much in her life and has has gone through so many trials, yet she doesn't let them ruin her faith or her family. She just stands strong in the gospel and despite all the crap she has gone through she is still so positive and happy, i love my grandma!! (side note being a total chick, she goes by her middle name Yuvonne but i think her first name Leora is beautiful and i really want to name one of my girl's that. :))

<---- a picture of my mom, my grandma and i
3 generations son!

My Momma!!!
Cindy Bjarnson Anderson
okay, she is pretty much AMAZING
she loves me despite what the 10lb baby did to her....
she'll do anything for her kids.
she is an awesome grandma
she cooks, fabulously, she sews, magnificently.
we can just go shopping together and hang out, even if it's just the grocery store. my mommy is the bestest everrr!!!
i mean come on guys, she's my MoM! i love her :)
ps like the mother's day cake i made??
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CHeRie!
meet my sista!
7 years older than me but my best friend!
mmkay so she is awesome and we are suuuper close.
she knows me better than i know myself.
<--(and although she's pushing me away in this picture she really does love me ya know.)
we tell each other our lives. and the best is we are in relationships right now and we have similar problems cause we are so similar. it's awesome. and hilarious. but yeah she's hott 8 inches shorter than me and an amazing inspiration and example to me.
i mean i couldn't have asked for a better sister, cause mine is perfect!
i love you re re!!

Tabatha Lee Jonovich

Tabby Tab-Tab
aka my best friend
aka best roommate everrrr
so last year i moved to glenwood without knowing anyone and i moved in with this girl.
i lucked out hard core ya know.
who woulda thought we'd live together the next year and we'd be pretty much sister's. she's kind of pretty much suuper amazzing!
she is completely selfless, forgiving, hiliarious, and although 2 years younger we are sooo much alike.
and not to mention a freaking hottie times a million
i love you tabby baby!!

isn't ironic don't ya think, a little too ironic ya i really do think

DuuuuDe!

sooo once upon a time CHellyN is Retarded!

if you don't know me let me explain. I have problems waking up.

If i don't get enough sleep i am screwed.

Most people wake up with their alarm regardless of how tired they are.

They just suck it up and get up.
My body doesn't. It just can't handle it.

If my body is that tired, it doesn't wake up.

it is determined to get the sufficient amount of sleep.

So once upon a time i had to memorize the Gettysburg address and the preamble for my political science class.

So i passed of the preamble a while ago, because i learned it in 8th grade.

We watched that school house rock video 20 million times that sings the preamble, thus i still know it.

I can memorize songs easier than anything else, so i think that's why it stuck.

So i was really worried about the Gettysburg address.

cause i'm not that good of a memorizer.

and unfortunately there is no song linked with the Gettysburg address.

so Sunday night i got the first 2 paragraphs down.

and then last night, Monday (it was due Tuesday in class) i was trying to get the last paragraph.

which is the longest paragraph of the stupid address.

and i was trying, but i wasn't succeeding so well.

so Andy was trying (poor guy working with a failure...) to help me memorize this speech that Honest Abe gave.

and i was suckin it up.

and we ended up staying up fairly late to try and force me to get this speech through my thick head.

and then i had the genius idea to put the speech on my comp.

and then put it on repeat.

so then i plugged my ear buds in and just fell asleep.

listening to the speech.

all night long.

holding onto my computer.

hoping that it would hopefully

somehow

in some way

engrave into my brain.

however, my alarm goes off (my alarm is my phone.)

and as always i go to grab it and go back to bed and work on slowly getting up.

but actually i just grabbed it.

went back to my bed.

and went to sleep.

and then the next thing i know.

i wake up.

at 11:00 am.

my class poly sci class is from 10:00-11:15

at uvu

in o-r-e-m

i live in p-town.

so ten minute drive to school.

plus takes me 10 minutes to find a parking spot.

then to walk to class from my spot.

so ya i shot myself in the foot.

didn't feel so good....

you may be wondering why didn't i go to class that late.

well really i couldn't.

my teacher, the judge.

wouldn't have let me pass it off anyhow.

pass what off though?

i didn't even succeed at memorizing the dang thing.

so here is my,

i.hate.my.life. post.

kill me now.

cause i suck at school

ya i already screwed over my math 1050 grade.

the last test i sucked up.

so i'm shot in that class.

just waiting for the e-mail where the teacher says i did.

guess what.

i'm only taking 2 classes.

i suck at school.

also i suck at work.

i got written up 2 weeks ago.

i clean up old people's crap.

i get scratched at work.

also i am currently waiting to shower.

why can't i you may ask?

my freaking Asian roommate is showering.

like a normal human being?

no.

on-off

on-off

onnn.....offf

i think she's using all the hot water.

i think i wanna beat her up.

seriously i bet i could take her.

sorry for the poor me post today.

i'm just retarded.

and not good at waking up.

or school.

or life.

please do the world a favor,

and kill me now.

ha just kidding.

but SERIOUSLY!

yeah i know this post is a total

downer,

sorry you'r still reading this.

the next one will be happy one.

promise.

honest.

sml